The cabins are old.
That’s the point.
Listen, before you call — look at the photos. Really look. These cabins were knocked together in the 1930s. The floors are uneven. The ceilings are wavy. The kitchens are cobbled together from whatever worked.
Bum a bit wet from the beach and you’re sitting on the couch… oops. Trekked a little sand in from outside… oh well, you’ll sweep it later. That’s the deal.
If that sounds awful, we’re not your place. If that sounds like the holiday you remember from when you were eight years old — come on down. Build your own sandcastles and memories.